Prophets of Toast FAQs

What is the meaning of the Toasty McToasty?

It's a question that has plagued the prophets for centuries. The Toasty McToasty is a mystical entity, a harbinger of the Toasty Age, foretold by the great prophet, Zorvath.

According to legend, the Toasty McToasty appears to those who have gazed upon the toaster for too long.

To learn more, visit Toasty McToasty: The Enigmatic Toasty.

How do I become a true Prophet of Toast?

To become a true Prophet of Toast, one must first prove oneself worthy by consuming 10 slices of whole wheat toast in one sitting.

Then, one must don the sacred Toasty Mantle and recite the Toasty Creed, found on Toasty Creed.

What are the Toasty Prophecies?

There are three, foretold by the greatest prophets of toast: "The Butter Shall Flow," "The Jam Shall Rise," and "The Toast Shall be Toasted to Perfection."

To learn more, visit The Toasty Prophecies.

Can I use my toaster to travel through time?

Yes, but be warned, it's not as easy as it sounds. One must first align the toast to the correct frequency, then hold the toaster at just the right angle, and finally, one must whisper the ancient incantation, "Toasty McToasty, hear my plea."

But be careful, time-traveling toaster malfunctions can cause unintended consequences, such as arriving in a world made entirely of bread. Don't say we didn't warn you.

Learn more at Time-Traveling Toasters.

Can I join the Order of the Golden Crumb?

Yes, but be prepared for a rigorous testing process, which includes but is not limited to, eating 5 pounds of burnt toast, reciting the Toasty Creed backwards, and solving the ancient riddle of the missing crumb.

To learn more, visit Order of the Golden Crumb.

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